Reading Childhood Stories Mugs

"I know about the tooth fairy, but I feel a bit young to be selling off my body parts!"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

The Little Engine That Wouldn't

Tooth fairy

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

"Once, I tried to change the laces, and the Landmarks Commission came down on me like a ton of bricks."

Queen says: 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall ... 'It's all so subjective' is not an acceptable answer.'

"What if my inner demons want to write about bunnies?"

Wanda takes a more proactive approach.

"This tire raced in the Indy 500."

"It's Cinderella?!?"

"I beg your pardon," said Alice, "but which of you is the Democrat?"

"I've gotta lay off the 3 little pigs."

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Creatures from Jabberwocky.

"I'll leave the door open and the hallway light on, but you're much too old to need an attorney in your room."

"It's 'Architectural Digest.' "

They had the technology to rebuild him: The $ 6,000,000 egg.

When monsters plan holidays...

'Forget the doctor! Just keep your eye out for the stork!'

'Believe me -- you don't want to know what I did on my summer vacation.'

'Okay, one more blog about the meaning of 'Alice in Wonderland' and then off to sleep.'

'During my childhood I had imaginary playmates...One night they stole all my toys.'

"Some women to see you, Anne."

'Why is it that it's always your mittens you lose?'

'Oh yeah, well, MY DADDY can scare ELEPHANTS!'