Reading Catalogs T-Shirts

'Whoa! A classic case of mailbox catalog overload blowout!'

The Dorrie Decimal System

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

'And that,and that,and that...'

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

Woman in bed with catalogue of worries.

Stranger in Strange Land's End Catalog

I advertised in What Cow!

"He can barely remember where he put his backpack, but he's got everything memorized in that holiday toy catalog."

'About this obscene material found in your desk.'

News and Magazines. Politics News. Presidential candidates are launching their campaigns earlier than ever. They must think the early bird gets the term!

Royal Pic Photoshop

Chimp with mail-order anthill.

'What terrible pre-Christmas gift catalogue have you got hold of now?'

bitter lemon...

'I fancy you like mad, Miss Prentice.'

"Ugh... Jerry Saltz is totally junking up my feed again."

Library has a palindrome book section organized palindromically.

'Let's face it - home shopping catalogues are marketed at old people...' - '...but with a bit of lateral thinking they could easily target busy young professionals.' - 'These 'bathing wipes', for example, mean I can now wash my lower half on the way to wo

'I just love mail order catalogues. It's so much easier to eat delivery people than to chase gazelle.'

While you're down there, Hon, see if we got the Belle Boudoir catalog.

School children looking at different careers from magazine covers, each involving celebrity status.

Recycling centre - newspapers,magazines,unfinished sudokus.

"These are my leather-bound Hammacher Schlemmer catalogues."

'I ordered it from the catalog.'

'Let's turn the TV off, I fancy some escapism.'

"Be honest, are you seeing someone else, or did you get that from 'Men's Health'?"

'Question number one: Does your wife ask you questions from women's magazines?'

'You're in luck. It comes in Large, Extra Large and Bowl Full Of Jelly.'

Gracie gets excited reading a toy catalogue when she realizes the CEO is a Latina.

"Ambitions... to do everything by the book"

Why are the only doctors with current magazines eye doctors?

'Earn Dollars a Day by Doing Absolutely Nothing!'

Seed Catalogue

'Some achieve fame. I've achieved a stack of catalogs full of sticky notes.'