Reading Buff Mugs

"I subscribed to a collector's magazine! It has great interviews with big-time collectors who buy the world's rarest treasures."

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

German Expressionist Breakfast

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

John Bunyan

"The spoon, he ran away with the goddam spoon."

Audio Books

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

Cat Burglar

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

Doggone

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

Myths and legends...

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

Moby Dick

'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter."

"Hamlet. By William Shakespeare." Painting.

Roget's Pet

Shakespeare Street

Fifty shades of Leveson.

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

"I think I see your deadline approaching."

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'