Reading Between The Lines Pillows

"I didn't want this book to end, so I stopped reading it midway."

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

"I know. But I think I can change him."

"I write mostly confessional non-fiction."

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

Washing line with robber outfit and swag bag hanging up to dry.

"Any truth to the rumor that your book is ghost-written?"

Whodunits

Young British Artists.

Man reading in lamp

'Cause of death is still unknown. We hope to learn more once he's dead'

"If you don't want the light to keep shining in your eyes, stop asking me how much longer I'm going to read."

"Yes, he does speak, but only on condition of anonymity."

Subtitle Guessing

'All that smoking has stunted your growth.'

'The stock market closed early today due to an outbreak of 'altitude sickness'.'

As the Dryer Spins

"Now your expenses have been capped, will you be opening some of those wage packets?"

'I'm working on an upgrade of the computer, "Watson." I'll call it "Holmes".'

You can always tell a good book by its libel.

Stolen Crime Books.

Thriller of the Week

"Clues, Watson? How can I find clues when all I see is germs?"

'I'll take the case,' I said. Or did I? I fear I'm no longer able to differentiate between interior and exterior monologue.'