Reading Between The Lines Pillows

"I didn't want this book to end, so I stopped reading it midway."

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

"I know. But I think I can change him."

"I write mostly confessional non-fiction."

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

Washing line with robber outfit and swag bag hanging up to dry.

"Nothing is certain except death."

"Any truth to the rumor that your book is ghost-written?"

Man reading in lamp

Young British Artists.

Whodunits

'Just for the record, the quote is 'go west young man,' not 'go rest young man.''

Whoever said "Brevity is the soul of wit" must have not read many tweets!

'Cause of death is still unknown. We hope to learn more once he's dead'

"If you don't want the light to keep shining in your eyes, stop asking me how much longer I'm going to read."

A cat looks confident about balancing on the beam.

"He was going to buy. Why'd you tell him it was made with real gingerbread?"

What a success story! It says this guy was in prison and now owns a corporation! Ah, he went from pen to inc.

'All that smoking has stunted your growth.'

Subtitle Guessing

'The stock market closed early today due to an outbreak of 'altitude sickness'.'

"Yes, he does speak, but only on condition of anonymity."

As the Dryer Spins

Freud said that sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, but I'd hate to imagine what he says about that pipe.

'I'm working on an upgrade of the computer, "Watson." I'll call it "Holmes".'

"Now your expenses have been capped, will you be opening some of those wage packets?"

You can always tell a good book by its libel.

Stolen Crime Books.

Thriller of the Week

"Clues, Watson? How can I find clues when all I see is germs?"