Reading About Scandals T-Shirts

'....it's all right here in the corporate training manual.'

'My publicist thinks I'm seeing someone else.'

Department of Public Affairs - Out For A Fling

"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

Fifty shades of Leveson.

Panama Papers Scandal

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

Trump returns home

'Oh, I'm just writing a tender memoir or my long ago affair with J.F.K...it's filled with pathos and sad wishful longing...'

"Doesn't look good. The boss just changed his Facebook status to 'Fleeing the country with hookers and compnay 401k plan.'"

"We're going public with our stock AND your philandering."

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

'Your job, Richards, is to make sure that my name never appears in a headline alongside the word 'siphoned.''

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

'I want a scurrilous biography. If it was good enough for Getty, it will be good enough for me.'

"Come on now answer the question, I want something that can be taken out of context and make the show go viral on twitter."

"You never saw a tax haven. Now look into this light.

Tennis corruption

Rupert Murdoch in the mud.

Gulliver's Travails

Gossip columns: 'And rumour has it that singer, Kelli B is said to be in shock after finding out longtime boyfriend, actor Todd Korfull, has been having an affair with, now get this, KELLI'S agent!! YEEOUCH!...' A column talking

"What are you thinking of, Dear?" "Oh just something I said to Robert Mueller."

Trumpled

"You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15."

'Doctor, are you going to finance it or shall I just bill Medicare?'

1998: A Look Back

"I said 'Are you available for comment?' Sir Geoffey"

Wait Brian! You forgot the little Airbus chapter!

'At least he kept his promise not to go to the media or government.'

'Hey! Have you heard the awful news?!'