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"God made me king because God is good."

Ethelred II

'Oh, well -- into each life some reign must fall.'

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

British Prime Minister

DOWN WITH THE KING!, 'Do you know what the PENALTY is for disturbing the peace during wartime?'

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

A rare picture of Henry VIII's divorce lawyer.

"But it would be rude to raise taxes on my friends."

Lady Jane Grey

'Make sport of the Queen.'

Gogglebollox: Our Queen at 90

'A Connoisseur Examining a Cooper'- George III Inspecting Engraving of Oliver Cromwell

King Richard I

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

"You rang, m'lord?"

Charles I

Elizabeth I

"And then at 3 you have a meeting with the royal pain in the butt."

"That is your will, Your Highness, and this is the will of the people."

'So what else can you do, besides reign?'

Coronation Civil Rights

Queen Elizabeth overtakes Victoria as longest reigning monarch on September 9th, 2015

"Consult the people by all means, Your Majesty, but I don't think a referendum is a good idea."

'He's so behind the times - his Hot Line is rotary!'

'We're a constitutional monarchy now- so, you can call me 'Hank'.'

'We only stay together for the sake of the Holy Roman Empire.'

"My majesty!....Hm....I like the sound of that!"

'Ever since she has found out that she is related to one of the Queen's corgis she has been unbearable.'

'The era of big tyranny is over!'

Royal Wedding - Car with celebratory union flags,

''Proclaim freedom throughout the land'? - You're kidding, right?'

God save the Queen.