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'Hmmm ... no health insurance. Take him to the Intensive I Don't Care Unit.'

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Schengen

British savings accounts

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

Hate Platforms

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"They grow up so fast."

Flags

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

A Q&A with President Obama over jobs

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

Trump pardons

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

National Everything Awareness Day

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

Israel/Palestine Conflict

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

The economy.

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."