Reaching Driving Age Gifts

"I hate talking to my dad about getting a car."

Bob's Driving School.

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

Yes, That Was The Exit

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

'Isn't it time you started thinking about cars instead of horsie rides?'

Learner Driver

"Well, I'm just saying, buying me a cheap used car for graduation is not going to teach me responsibility."

"Looking cool in a car takes practice."

'Do me a favor and don't let my dog see my license photo.'

Safe Driving.

Man helping a mini learner driver

Steep learning curve ahead.

Don't be afraid, dear. It's safer than driving.

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

'I need both hands for steering.'

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

"I failed my driving test...apparently I shouldn't have been texting!"

I love my motor.

Caution, Student Self-Driver

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

'In the few remaining minutes of the lesson I can't do better than to show you how to fill an accident form.'

'Hey Dad, can I borrow the car?'

"Slow down Mormph!....and for Zog's sake, eyes straight, hands at and 2 and for the love Zog...stay away from the sun!"

Can't read 'SLOW'.

"Well, come on Son, don't keep us in suspense. Did you pass your driving test?"

'Let me look at that map...'

'I'm sorry, but I haven't understood a word you've babbled since I turned left on red.'

Speed limit 70mph and up.

'Never mind the three-point turn, just get us out of this damned tube tunnel!'

Your mother and I don't think the weekend lacrosse league is a good idea, Teddy. Why not? Too much driving. But I ride the school bus home from practice all week! Exactly! Our favorite mass transit vehicle! I can't wait to get my license!

Driver test: Clown's big feet create challenge