Rc Car Enthusiast Gifts

Towing a toy

'There's nothing like roughing it in the woods to make a man feel alive!'

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

'It's an '07 model. I JUST finished putting it together.'

Hold on Cutlet! We have to get past Mom's waxed floor!

Chicken Coupe.

Myrtle and Moby never miss the annual RV migration.

Submarine Hunter.

A hand reaches frantically out a trailer bathroom door trying to grab a roll of toilet paper that's rolling away and down the aisle.

'It's the parents' 4x4x400 metres.'

"I'll give you this if you don't tell Dad."

Dad pretends to play with child by hiding behind a cardboard cut-out.

Big RV Camping

'Honey, why aren't you destroying your toys?'

'Speed bump ... no sound barrier.'

But officer, I am supposed to be the fastest animal on earth!

"The car ran out of gas about the same time Grandpa did."

'Remember I said I bought the largest RV on the market? Well, it has a flat.'

'I borrowed Timmy's model plane to crop dust the garden.'

Dog with long tongue out car window.

'We had the window box paved over, too, for Little Tim's cars.'

'Darling you left the key in the car again!'

"To be honest mate, I wasn't aware they made a parachute for a 1960 Popular!!"

Remote Control Car Rollerblades

'How sweet, he's smiling. He must be dreaming about me.'

"We hadn't planned for this sort of traffic."

'Remember I said I bought the largest RV on the market? Well, it has a flat.'

'Mom said to keep an eye on you!'

'This is my RB: Recreational Bomb.'

For a minimalist, it's not uncommon for a mid-life crisis to be mistaken for Peter Pan Syndrome...