Ray Bradbury Fan Pillows

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Bryan Ferry

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

Tom Hanks

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

Shakespeare's Brain

I love Basketball.

"You're wasting your time, I'll never understand which one is Liam Hemsworth and which one is Chris Hemsworth."

Hollywood producer.

'I'm a star!'

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

'Look Chaucer, there goes that rotten plagiarist Shakespeare again!'

TV stage door

Animal Actors

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

Child star Fatty Deposits humiliates Zippy, The Wonderdog, on the set of their latest movie, 'Too Cute For Comfort'....

"Face it - in this town, either you're a star or you're just another brown dwarf."

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

"Morning, Brad." "Morning, Angelina."

'You showbiz types can never make intelligent conversation!'

"It's finally happened - Tom Hanks was in every movie this year."

"In this business the ball takes funny bounces. I got you a recording contract."

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."