Ray Bradbury Fan Pillows

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

Anna Calvi

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Pete Sampras

Bryan Ferry

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

"This is no time for fightin', princess, there's a war on!"

Tom Hanks

Shakespeare's Brain

I love Basketball.

'I'm a star!'

Hollywood producer.

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

Ernesto Valverde Tejedor

"You're wasting your time, I'll never understand which one is Liam Hemsworth and which one is Chris Hemsworth."

Michael Caine

'Look Chaucer, there goes that rotten plagiarist Shakespeare again!'

Bette Midler

David Bowie

Animal Actors

"Face it - in this town, either you're a star or you're just another brown dwarf."

TV stage door

'Call you back - I'm with my agent.'

Child star Fatty Deposits humiliates Zippy, The Wonderdog, on the set of their latest movie, 'Too Cute For Comfort'....

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

"Morning, Brad." "Morning, Angelina."

'My Alfa Romeo, My Alfa Romeo, where for art thou?'

When stars marry: 'Why did you ask him first? Does he have top billing?'

'You showbiz types can never make intelligent conversation!'

'Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?'

Amy Winehouse