Raw Food Lover Prints

'Not only do you get out of cooking tonight, but you found a place with a lazy chef too.'

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

'Your French dip, sir.'

Chase me, chase me cows.

Raw food, after you leave for work.

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

The Organic

Cheesie Rider

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

Stuffing the turkey.

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

A man and baby wearing bibs

"This might take awhile, Lord."

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

'Don't worry it's organic...'

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

"I'm trying to gain 10 pounds before midnight so I can keep my resolution to lose 10 pounds next year."

"I only recommend the 24 oz. Prime rib for big fat guys."

'According to this, you ate all the pies.'

'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.'

'The marvelous thing about a Singles cruise is, if you don't find an interesting man, you can drown your sorrows with interesting food.'

I always forget - is it white with dry food and red with wet food, or the other way around?

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways … Open Mike Night Presents Sadie Cohen. I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my ladle can reach … When feeling hungry for the crunch of crouton and ideal lettuce. I love thee to the level of every day's most quiet need ... by cheesy bread and chicken wing. I love thee freely, as men strive for right. I eat of thee freely, and then, at four, 'tis goodnight. O Sizzler salad bar, how do I love thee? I'm hungry.

"George often brings his work home with him."