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"OK, ready to go again?"

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

Tractor Racing

"Could you speak a little louder? I'm recording this."

Ready for a run!

"Can you recommend a nice red wine that goes well with a broken heart?"

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

'Oh, sure -- NOW you set boundaries!'

Movie Rated 'R' - Audience Rates 'X'.

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

Music Freak.

Standard & Poors, you dirty dog! Don't pick at our AAA rating!'

House hunting is cruel.

"That's my performance review!? Two thumbs up?"

'Can I assume from the rent that this place comes with its own butler?'

"The landlord has promised to sort out the damp problems."

My definition of 'quality time?'...charging $500 per hour.

Marriage therapist's office is filled with erotic art.

'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'

'She kept pinching the Vicar's bum!'

'Looks like Ed Miliband's attempt to stop the race failed.'

Female Dominance.

Problem solving centre.

The lessor of two evils.

Godfrey Hunting for Lodgings

Solar Storm Expected!

We divided it up and turned it into a rental.

Hot pink (and purple) monkey love!

'I have an even better idea, Steve -- let's get married without living together!'

'I think it's fair to say we're opposed to tame sex marriage.'

"When you pay the rent for your one-room studio, you mustn't think about what you can get for that amount back in Iowa."

"Where do you keep the non-educational stuff?"

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

Bill Tilden