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'Ask about a bank loan' - No thanks - a loan shark has offered me a better rate.

"...and then the heroic young investor managed to capture the evil high interest rate monster and wrestled him down until he was a mere 5.25%!"

Low rates!

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

"They've given me the Lion's share of budgetary constraints."

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"Will you stop saying 'ouch' every time I cut something out of your budget?"

"We're going to have to save some money...and one way is to rewrite the rules on expenses claim."

'I LOVE the smell of cooked books.'

Why you must go to work

'I bet those are the accident reports.'

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

'Did you want me, boss?'

'Well, well. You made more money last year than you did the year before -- You people never learn, do you?'

Boss: '...Let's not forget who our customers are!' (It turns out they just have one left).

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

"Ambitions... to finish on the winning side for a change."

"I got whiplash when I recoiled from your quote."

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

'Ever wish we were back on Wall Street?'

'How do you do it? I keep coming up with six.'

"The $350 we received to stimulate the economy is still missing..."

"No one is making you do anything you don't want. I'm just saying we're all headed for Dodge City and we think you should come along."

"Your tests are back. We've ruled out anything covered by your HMO."

"Wait a minute, that's my bar code" Product Identity Theft

"Dad, if you don't know the answer to this algebra question...just say so."

District Budget Meeting: Asprin

'Do you have this in a smaller size?' - 'Is she nuts! She's way too big for that size. She'll destroy it if she tries it on...but if I don't answer her soon she'll destroy me...'

Teacher said the C's she put face up indicate slight improvement.

"Turns out Mommy's life is one big long report, sweeitie."