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'Ask about a bank loan' - No thanks - a loan shark has offered me a better rate.

"...and then the heroic young investor managed to capture the evil high interest rate monster and wrestled him down until he was a mere 5.25%!"

Low rates!

"They've given me the Lion's share of budgetary constraints."

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"Will you stop saying 'ouch' every time I cut something out of your budget?"

"We're going to have to save some money...and one way is to rewrite the rules on expenses claim."

'I LOVE the smell of cooked books.'

Why you must go to work

'I bet those are the accident reports.'

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

'Did you want me, boss?'

'Well, well. You made more money last year than you did the year before -- You people never learn, do you?'

Boss: '...Let's not forget who our customers are!' (It turns out they just have one left).

"Ambitions... to finish on the winning side for a change."

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

"I got whiplash when I recoiled from your quote."

'Ever wish we were back on Wall Street?'

"That reminds me, we must sort out your will."

"The $350 we received to stimulate the economy is still missing..."

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

'How do you do it? I keep coming up with six.'

"No one is making you do anything you don't want. I'm just saying we're all headed for Dodge City and we think you should come along."

"Dad, if you don't know the answer to this algebra question...just say so."

"Your tests are back. We've ruled out anything covered by your HMO."

'Do you have this in a smaller size?' - 'Is she nuts! She's way too big for that size. She'll destroy it if she tries it on...but if I don't answer her soon she'll destroy me...'

District Budget Meeting: Asprin

Teacher said the C's she put face up indicate slight improvement.

"Wait a minute, that's my bar code" Product Identity Theft