Rarity Hunter Prints

"I'm still looking, sir."

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

Drool Marks

Raincloud Umbrella

The Dubloon Stops Here

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

Meditation

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

Pirate

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

"But the real treasure is spending time with friends."

"Awwwk! Mutiny is a go! Pass it on! Awwk!"

Archaeologists discover a football

'It's a treasure map.'

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

Reluctantly, Indiana Jones reaches for the true cup of Christ.