Rarity Hunter Mugs

"I'm still looking, sir."

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

The Dubloon Stops Here

Drool Marks

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

Raincloud Umbrella

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

Meditation

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

Pirate

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

"But the real treasure is spending time with friends."

Archaeologists discover a football

'It's a treasure map.'

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

"Jewelry store, visit our ATM."

Reluctantly, Indiana Jones reaches for the true cup of Christ.