Rare Edition Seeker Prints

A man finds the first edition of the Ten Commandments written on stone tablets in a bookstore.

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

Rare Books

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

"He's deliciously vintage."

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"

'This species of fungi was last spotted in Oxford by Alice Liddell in 1862!'

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

"To tourists this just looks like a pile of rotten and damaged grapes. But here at Trendy Vineyards, we look at it and see Special Select Reserve."

"I'm still looking, sir?"

Louis XIV

'Twenty-five years for buying a Chateau Beychevelle from out-of-state: On the bright side, when you get out, it'll be ready to drink.'

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

'This is never a good sign when you ask the wine steward for the vintage.'

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

Salvage Hunters

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the Antiques Roadshow

The traveling Yard Sale.

Have you seen this toaster?

The Paranormal Society...

'I must warn you: I'm a level 85 Death Knight!'

'That's typical of Nigel - endangered specimens come first!'

'Unfortunately, ma'am, it's not worth a thing! The recliner, however, is quite valuable!'

'The designer stubble is getting a little out of hand Rasputin!'

'I wouldn't do that. First editions are worth big bucks.'

Few have seen the elusive bamboo chicken.

"I'm still looking, sir."

'Ooh, this is an old one. I'll bet it's worth its weight in oil.'

"Just how rare? The first print run of this book, in 1935 was just 6 copies and we're still waiting for one of those to sell...."

Garage sale

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