Rare Animal Follower Pillows

"She's a weiner cat."

'Are you made of sugar?'

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

Invisible clothes

Birds doing the 'wave'.

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

"No, I'm only interested in dogs and cats."

'We really must do something about that pet door.'

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

Our busy Sundays are Christmas, Easter and hurricane season.

The Fox and the Crow.

'Exotic Garden'

"I don't get it - he wasn't with us when we started."

Man reading 'Endangered lepidoptera' book, wife says 'The moths in your wallet must be pretty rare!'.

How Platypuses Are Born

The Reclusive Flying Hell Rat

'Can I keep him? He followed me home.'

'Say, this is interesting.'

"The rumors were true - you're the slowest gun in the West."

"This is actually a cartoon about lemmings—just wait for it."

"...Tomorrow's weather....abominable!"

'I know, I know. You're stripes. I get it, already.'

Eskimo turtle

With horror he realised he was playing the wrong tune...

Hipster Coyote

'He knows if you've been good or bad - based on how many friends and followers you have.'

'I know this place like the hand of my back.'

'You're shorter than I expected.'

'Okay, you can watch 'animal planet'....just don't try any of that stuff at home.'

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'It's a new commandment by the church of Danae...thou shalt make room for donuts.'

Sign on sidewalk: 'Please direct your feet to the sunny side of the street...'

'Goliath's Achilles Heel.'

"Let me take this call: Go ahead, I'll catch up..."

'I'm not sure if I'm a vegan or not but I do only eat animals that are herbivores.'

"Maybe there's something to this Darwin stuff."