Rapport Wizards Mugs

"I'm Todd, your waiter, and I'd like you to think our friendship is more than contextual."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

Traffic Management Strategic Group

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

UBLIC RELATIONS IN CASE OF EMERGENCY BREAK GLASS

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

'I haven't spent a day in jail since I got rid of my lawyer and hired a spinmeister.'

"Victims of out-sorcery."

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

'Get me some shares in public opinion.'

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

'For P.R. purposes, let's use the phrase, 'uncanny luck' rather than 'dumb luck'.'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"I'll need some distracting hilarity on the borders of my quarterly report."

'Toys?! Good heavens, no! I made my fortune through commercial endorsements.'

'Between you and me Wizard, is it true that you intellectuals have pointed heads?'

'We should e-mail this and point out that many of our victims were in key marginals...'

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

On second thought, your honor

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

"When did this game get started?"

'Between you and me, it's a public relations move. I fire you, then bring you back as a consultant.'

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

'He doesn't want to play doctors and nurses anymore - He just wants to play Harry Potter!'

'Have no fear - I'll have the project completed for you in no time.'

''Willie the Wizard' gets out next week -- get ready to change all the locks.'

"Wait. Let me have one more try."