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Ted did have some concerns about the appearance of nepotism.

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

'Tell me about your gap year, Mr, Van Winkle,'

'I AM a magician! When I wake up granddad from his nap, I turn Gramps into Grumps!'

Newborn Chaos

"Only three hundred and sixty-seven followers? Maria's not an asset to the abbey."

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

Mary Margaret, the best bar nun.

The Amazing Adventures of Wondercat.

Birds steal sleeping girl's shoelaces.

Dreams

Celebrity anagrams: Is a salt water rat (Answer: Alastair Stewart)

A giant cat sleeps fitfully with four humans on the bed

Cat asleep on stage with audience of cats.

The Lackadaisical Dog Walker

Two parent snakes measuring the growth pattern of their young one across the wall.

Robinson Crusoe - Working on his Boat

'Sweet dreams buddy!'

'It's ironic really. We love kids most when they are unconscious!'

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

For workers who are in need of a discreet spot to catch some Z's comes Napquest.

'My parents didn't want me to get left behind.'

"He fights me when I tell him to take a nap. When I reword it and say go reboot, he doesn't have a problem."

'He's started jogging to work.'

Rip Van Winkle slept, slept and slept here.

"Mmm... Pumpkin spiced!"

"Is it time to plan our vacation?"

"So how many penguins does it take to change the northern lights?"

"Let me guess - PPI refunds, double glazing or, a tele-sales survey?"

'Can Sophie join our slumber party? She can take a cat nap.'

"Apart from your obvious qualities, what makes you think you'd make a good, 'little helper'?"

'This off-shore tax avoidance isn't as glamorous as I thought it would be.'

Are we a bunch of losers? Who are you talking about? Me, Randy, Sadie, even you Uncle Mort – all of us cafe regulars. We've been hanging out at this place for years. I've been working here two decades. Do we have nowhere else to go? More powerful even than inertia: Any momentum killed by an uncompromising nap regimen. Zzzz.

With one sentence, Harold destroys the leprechaun's reason for being...