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A cat checks his to-do list.

'Geez! Relax, Irene... I fell asleep eating an apple.'

For workers who are in need of a discreet spot to catch some Z's comes Napquest.

'With the kids back home and unemployed, it's hard to believe I ever suffered from empty nest syndrome.'

'Well, my husband loves to sleep and I can really use a sitting ball for my back.'

Insomnia Free Zone

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

'Can Sophie join our slumber party? She can take a cat nap.'

'Tell me about your gap year, Mr, Van Winkle,'

'Wake up. It's twenty to two.'

Mom and child visit principal who has a sign on the door - Nap Time.

Rip Van Winkle slept, slept and slept here.

Birds steal sleeping girl's shoelaces.

'He's started jogging to work.'

'This model has a snooze alarm, and for those who nap before cocktail hour, a booze alarm.'

Dreams

If I had a bad habit, I'd work on getting rid of it.

"He looks so peaceful sleeping there, I don't have the heart to wake him. Let's just demolish the building."

'I AM a magician! When I wake up granddad from his nap, I turn Gramps into Grumps!'

A giant cat sleeps fitfully with four humans on the bed

'He's the only thing around here that doesn't need a surge protector!'

'It's ironic really. We love kids most when they are unconscious!'

'You woke me up to discuss how to get more sleep?'

"If I were you I'd talk to him again later after he's had his nap."

"He fights me when I tell him to take a nap. When I reword it and say go reboot, he doesn't have a problem."

'Sweet dreams buddy!'

It says here that yu sleep less as you get older. I think Ernie has found fountain of eternal youth.

Are we a bunch of losers? Who are you talking about? Me, Randy, Sadie, even you Uncle Mort – all of us cafe regulars. We've been hanging out at this place for years. I've been working here two decades. Do we have nowhere else to go? More powerful even than inertia: Any momentum killed by an uncompromising nap regimen. Zzzz.

"Remember when we could nap for hours without a break?"

The Lackadaisical Dog Walker

"Look, I watched bush for his first hundred days and now I'm trying to take a nap, O.K."

Labor-Saving Devices

Police Feline Unit

The Bookworm

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'