Nap Enthusiasts Pillows

'Geez! Relax, Irene... I fell asleep eating an apple.'

'With the kids back home and unemployed, it's hard to believe I ever suffered from empty nest syndrome.'

'Well, my husband loves to sleep and I can really use a sitting ball for my back.'

Insomnia Free Zone

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

'Can Sophie join our slumber party? She can take a cat nap.'

'Tell me about your gap year, Mr, Van Winkle,'

'Wake up. It's twenty to two.'

Mom and child visit principal who has a sign on the door - Nap Time.

Rip Van Winkle slept, slept and slept here.

Birds steal sleeping girl's shoelaces.

'He's started jogging to work.'

'This model has a snooze alarm, and for those who nap before cocktail hour, a booze alarm.'

Dreams

If I had a bad habit, I'd work on getting rid of it.

'I AM a magician! When I wake up granddad from his nap, I turn Gramps into Grumps!'

A giant cat sleeps fitfully with four humans on the bed

'He's the only thing around here that doesn't need a surge protector!'

'It's ironic really. We love kids most when they are unconscious!'

'You woke me up to discuss how to get more sleep?'

"If I were you I'd talk to him again later after he's had his nap."

"He fights me when I tell him to take a nap. When I reword it and say go reboot, he doesn't have a problem."

'Sweet dreams buddy!'

"Remember when we could nap for hours without a break?"

The Lackadaisical Dog Walker

"Look, I watched bush for his first hundred days and now I'm trying to take a nap, O.K."

Labor-Saving Devices

Police Feline Unit

The Bookworm

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

"Damn! - I slept right through my afternoon nap today. . ."