Ranting Reveler Prints

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

"Yee yee hee hee how how yip yip."

Santana Claus

"Great! Now I'm torn between whether to post rants on X or Meta."

Has he been smoking dope? Of course, how else do you think we get off the ground?

"If there's anything we can do to make your stay more pleasant, just rant about it all over the Internet."

'Before we begin may I emit a prolonged rant about my work week?

"Don't worry, she's still alcohol aware."

'I'm hoping he'll move onto another subject...'

Spring Break!

'Wee Orlando just tagged his first bus shelter.' 'That's ma boy.'

Hiding in a cupboard for a few hours helped Tom survive the festive season.

Things-could-be-worse-go-round

"Happy National Pride Month."

'I'm getting pretty tired of all these potholes.'

"The delight of an evening cocktail is hard to overstate."

Happy Anniversary

'He's whooping it up again.'

'I used to be ambitious, but I find it easier to feel guilty about lack of ambition.'

"I can't remember whether or not I left hell on."

Kissing Under The Misanthrope

"She's been looking forward to this for years - she even took dancing lessons!"

"Oh, nothing too exciting, Donna. I burned the toast last Wednesday, and on Saturday Jim split an infinitive. What's new with you?"

'There's been a mistake. I'm an atheist. I should now be surrounded by a great black nothingness.'

Lush.

"Is it really an important message from your sponsor, or just another damn commercial?!"

'He's reached his limit with Government health advice.'

'And the crowd goes wild! In all the wrong ways.'

'And as a committed Royalist you'd be witnessing this historic event at Westminster Abbey.... or the King's Head.'

"He died the way he lived...angry at the news.

So glad you decided to come out!

'I see a labor union dispute coming.'