Rant Appreciator Prints

"You might want to save some of this rage for your woodpecking."

'Caution: Men Venting Spleen.'

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

'Puppies' at that playful stage where he likes to rearrange the furniture.'

Couple kissing by a 'Ped Xing and Oing' sign.

Climate Change Road

Suburban street.

Paving over the window-box

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

Moanathon.

Couple in Grey

Nicholas recognises the young lady unknown

Botanical violinist

"Don't you dare apologize to me!"

Puppy school vs. kitten school

"Will you please stop quoting Gertrude Stein

"There's always one kid that spoils the class picture."

"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."

Man reacts to being goosed. Caption: The secret work of Doberman Pinschers

'Abstract Expressionism? No, my son's bedroom!'

Busy man at his desk is given roses to smell as a Valentine's Day gift.

'I'm still beautiful you know . . . you just have to read between the lines.'

'Watch out for Harold Smedly...He has wandering long-reach pick up tools!..'

Winter & Spring

'There there how were you to know it wasn't Jeremy Beadle.'

"I was just kidding when I said that thing they sit on is a giant chew toy. I hope you can act cute, because you're in big trouble."