Rant Appreciator Mugs

"You might want to save some of this rage for your woodpecking."

'Caution: Men Venting Spleen.'

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

'Puppies' at that playful stage where he likes to rearrange the furniture.'

Couple kissing by a 'Ped Xing and Oing' sign.

Climate Change Road

Paving over the window-box

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

Suburban street.

Leonard Nimoy

Mother's Day: 2nd Sunday in May, Others Day: Every day before and after the 2nd Sunday in May.

Moanathon.

Couple in Grey

Nicholas recognises the young lady unknown

Painting the Sistine Chapel. 1508. 1509. 1510. 1511. 1512. It looks great, Michelangelo, but there's one thing I don't understand. Why didn't you just paint it in the regular way and then mount it on the ceiling?

"There's always one kid that spoils the class picture."

'Abstract Expressionism? No, my son's bedroom!'

"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."

Busy man at his desk is given roses to smell as a Valentine's Day gift.

Man reacts to being goosed. Caption: The secret work of Doberman Pinschers

Puppy school vs. kitten school

"Will you please stop quoting Gertrude Stein

Botanical violinist

"Don't you dare apologize to me!"

'I'm still beautiful you know . . . you just have to read between the lines.'

'Watch out for Harold Smedly...He has wandering long-reach pick up tools!..'

Barristers playing a joke