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"Then it's agreed. I'll send you a lieutenant in exchange for a clerk typist and a staff sergeant."

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

Why markets crash.

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

TPP - Investor State Dispute Settlement

Jumping Wall Street.

Hedge Fund: Our 'Swaps' which mimic stocks, were voted #1 derivative of the year!

Philosopher trading cards.

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

US dollar rising and falling.

'I've never seen a stock crash so hard.'

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'

'Mr Rombly has cancelled his appointment. The Dow is up and he's feeling no pain.'

It's a deal. You give me five analysts, three pundits, seven technicians and a soothsayer. I give you six experts, five professors, four consultants and a prognosticator.

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

"AXP 0.78, AIG 1.12, T 2.63. . ."

Conservative Leadership Renounces Protectionism

Cuba united against blocking off the country

"Market euphoria is at an all time high."

"How many times have I told you? No trading Asian market at the dinner table."

Circa 1490: The area we now know as Wall Street.

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'

"Let's try to think of something that untold millions of people will buy."

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'

"I recommend you invest in oil. Prices are down now, but auto leaks are up."

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

Wall Street Investing.

'It's a growth industry' (tulips from Amsterdam).

TTIP

A graph falling off the chart and through the floor.

'I'm home, Honey! Come see what I picked up at the Farmers Market!'