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"Today on 'all things considered': a tree, bowling, the space-time continuum, large hats, David Duchovny, undercooked Lentils, parachutes, and the color maroon."

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"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

"Some idiot spread the rumour that the boss had called in sick! Now look what's happened to the tobacco and coffee stocks!"

Cheer up – at least #et_tu is trending.

'I predict that the next big trend will be spontaneous non-existence.'

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

#notblessed

'I heard it through the grapevine.'

Spring branding on the Hashtag Ranch.

An animal has attacked a child. It's very important to the world that you immediately express a bad opinion online.

'If I never get my 15 minutes of fame, I at least want a giant cutout face of myself.'

Meet the author.

"Honey! Our 15 minutes of fame has been reduced to an unflattering gif on Twitter!"

Just a sec – I want to see which wishes get the most likes before I decide.

"We're starting to get media coverage. Pass it on."

"Outrage online as a group of white kids in MAGA hats accost a native American protester. Just shameful."

"Get with it, darling, Wednesday is the new Friday."

"It killed on social media yet you say it's horrible?" "Lousy is lousy."

This house believes that "No Platforming" is not an attack on free speech.

What can I get you? I'll have a mocha, a scone, and an explanation of Beyonce's "Formation" video. Ok. Would you like that for here or to go? Here would be good. Ok. Last month, Beyonce released a music video that expressed pride in her black heritage. Pride in black culture, pride in black physical features, pride even in the Black Panther movement. The reason this is ok is, for centuries, mainstream culture has been telling black people to be ashamed of all that. They've been told to straighte

'185,496 views already! Late to the party. Again.'

'What are your feelings on the use of dolphins in warzones?'...

"...and then we'll clear the blockage by inserting a tiny balloon."

Cinema: Now Playing - Based on the selfie that went viral.

'What's this rumor I hear, that they're putting saltpeter in Meals-On-Wheels!'

"I annoyed my friends by posting pics of my meals, so I stopped that and am posting my Wordle scores instead."

'That's all I can say - I've already told you twice as much as I know!'

I overheard management saying they were kicking you but I didn't hear if it was upstairs or out.

"What's trending?"

"Have you ever had the feeling you forgot to turn something off?"

'Is the information fresh?'

"So ... is that a Thing now?"