Ranching Humor Mugs

'I don't know if she's gonna be much good. I don't think she's even registered.'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

A sure sign of rain

I fart more than that!

A Venus cow trap.

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

'How are you at thinking outside the flocks?'

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

Cow in a vest: Well, I think I look like Bruce Willis!

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

"In honor of your birthday I had your face tattooed to my ass."

I told you not to use horse liniment as an underarm deoderant...

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

'This is your third speeding ticket in a week. Sure your horse didn't get into some genetically modified hay?'

'Is it ok if I just bring in some of our carpet?'

COWS: Spare cow

Early American Think tank

'Gee, at these prices you'd think they would tie the feedbags on for you.'

Hedge of two moo cows

"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"

'I met my wife on Faeces Book.'

"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."

'Of course there is room for advancement. You certainly can't go down from here.'

"Is that a new watch?"

Clancy Strip: Out of Business

"I stink... therefore, I am."

'I think I've worked out why they fed us so well.'

"Can you milk a cow?"

"We're raising them for turkey bacon."

I think we need to lose the 'Singing Ringing Tree'!

'He always gets that way when I ask him about our retirement plan,'

'Sure, they're invaders, but you have to agree: Those Vikings have great helmets!'

Thanks for the tip. Come again!

Prank Cattle Calls. (mmph)