Ranch Life Observer Mugs

Wow! Ernie rounds up the cattle with lots of style! He really enjoys it --- He calls it "Dancing with the Steers"!

'They've got good working conditions here but they have a lousy retirement plan.'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Fly Fishing

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

Bears catching fish

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

'I admire your floatibility.'

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

Birds sitting on satellite dish.

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

"You've changed."

"He's so full of shit."

"What the heck? How are we supposed to roam the plains if men put these things everywhere?"

'Another nice thing about working here, they tend to promote from within.'

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

'This is gluten free, isn't it?'

'If you're not doing anything, come on over and we'll shoot the bull!'

'Well, migration is just a change of scenery really, as all our friends and family come too...'

'You're looking in the wrong section.'

Bird Watching with Binoculars

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

Ducks look alarmed at 'No Swimming' sign.

"After seventeen years underground, I'm gonna buzz my ass off."

"It's unusual to see them reading this time of year."

Deer Cross Dressing.