Raking Pillows

'Ooh yeah, a little more to the left...'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

New Guy.

"They're comfortable."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

A vampire in a canoe.

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

A day at the races

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

Motorherd

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

'I had to overcome stereotypical misunderstandings about who makes a good leader.'

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."

"The new house is almost ready!"

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

Wrong leadership.

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

'Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!'

Dog phrenology

'Mama! Aliens.'

The Not So Wild West

Sick Rancher Humor