Leaf Raking Strategist Pillows

'Always plant trees so that the prevailing wind blows the autumn leaves next door'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

"What a magnificent display of fall foliage – a blessing to behold." "*!#@!%* leaves!..."

Before instant replay.

A man with a rake on a desert island

'And this is the secret of how our company gets through hard times: we grow all our own food!'

'Why should I look forward to the weekend? Rake leaves, clean out the gutters, mend the fence, wash the car...'

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

"We could start a band."

Spring/Summer/Winter

Wrong Side of the Equator

"Higher...to the right. Ahhh...that's nice!"

A lady wants a higher fence to protect her man from the neighbour.

"I bark and bark non-stop, and then they come home. It works everytime."

"It all started when the neighbour bought a leaf blower..."

"No, you come in on four."

Battle of the leaf-blowers.

This had the potential to get really nasty...

Raking Leaves/Raking the Front Room.

"I know I've asked this before, but are you sure it's 'paper cuts scissors'?"

"Actually, I don't mind picking up leaves. It stops me from following politics."

Wrong Side of the equator.

"I've taken up a new hobby, I'm into racing pigeons."

'Please make it rain on the garden but not the lawn.'

Hare using a TV to motivate the Tortoise.

The 42nd annual City marathon (a guy in a car waiting for the start).

"Baldo doesn't miss a chance to tell me what he really wants."

A man waits for the last leaf to fall from a tree

"I never rake all my leaves till all of them have fallen."