Raising Morale T-Shirts

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

The day the stock market went UP.

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Chicken soup for the sole.

"I always try to give out at least one genuine compliment per day. I don't always succeed."

'Before we begin, everyone turn to the person next to you and give them a hug.'

Office Dunce.

"And this is where we all gave up."

Find out that man's name and give him a rise.

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

Attitudes are contagious. Is yours worth catching?

'Mr. Hickey really knows how to keep our stockholders meetings short and sweet!'

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

'If he applies himself, there's no limit to what he won't be able to accomplish.'

"The thing is, you have to really want to change."

"I asked a designer to come in and give the office a needed pick-me-up...probably should have been a little more specific."

Thanks to an elaborate system of mirrors, every employee at Vecon Industries had a window view.

'Me? Morale Officer? --Why do you always pick on ME?'

'Staff Recommendations Inc.'

Meet Zelda Wisteria, author of the book 'Leap, and the Net will Appear!'

Coffee, Snacks, and Encouragement.

Encouraging pats on the back.

TEAM

Healthy and happy workers are productive workers!

"I want something to inspire my workforce - but not too much to want the next pay grade!"

'Very good job! I would like to show my appreciation in a practical way...Hip,hip hooray!'

"Hi, I designed this Sim Game and I'm checking on staff morale."

For the third time that week somebody had super-glued the manager to his seat. It was great for team morale.

'Boss, about your newfound determination to focus on employee recognition...'

"Jim opened a bar in his cubicle. Before you shut it down, keep in mind that company morale has never been higher."

'Here's one from your office staff. They would like to know how long the mice can play?'

'Morale soared when we installed the Nurf Basketball.'

'And remember - failure is not an option...oh, hang on, yes it is.'