Morale Booster T-Shirts

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

'I think morale might imrove if you discontinued the 'loser of the week' e-mail.'

Coffee, Snacks, and Encouragement.

"I asked a designer to come in and give the office a needed pick-me-up...probably should have been a little more specific."

Encouraging pats on the back.

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

'Let's try to improve our workstations even more.'

"We will come through this together. . . two metres apart."

'Find out who he is and why we haven't got to him yet.'

'...morale is up 50%, but efficiency is down 100%.'

'Morale is worse than we feared!'

'It's going to take more than than this to help the 25,000 employees we laid off feel better.'

'Listen up! Here's the starting lineup. Sheedy, second base. Taylor, right field. Jackson, role model...'

'Here's one from your office staff. They would like to know how long the mice can play?'

'We've got spirit, yes we do! We've got spirit, how about you?'

"Oh, I don't know...."

"To improve the morale of the group, we're going to have a peep rally."

"Jim opened a bar in his cubicle. Before you shut it down, keep in mind that company morale has never been higher."

"I was reluctant at first to let you introduce art classes to the colony, but the morale of my workers and soldiers has definitely improved!"

"The office staff hired him to cheer me up. It's the day they get their annual bonuses."

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

"So, when he says, 'What a good boy am I,' Jack is really reinforcing his self-esteem."

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

"Bob doesn't do well in job interviews, so he hired me. I'm a professional actor who specializes in these situations."

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

"I always try to give out at least one genuine compliment per day. I don't always succeed."

'I'm not in shock, my eyebrows are just receding with my hairline.'

'Before we begin, everyone turn to the person next to you and give them a hug.'

"And this is where we all gave up."