Raising Livestock Prints

A fun-sized cow.

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

Chase me, chase me cows.

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

Support group for sheep.

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

"She wishes to range free!"

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

"They’re real."

Why would birdie need newspaper?

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

Pull the udder one

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

You must un-learn bowel control!

The worm that churned!

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

Farmer Christmas.

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

'I see Farmer Grayson is off to dust the crops again!'

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'