Raising Livestock Mugs

A fun-sized cow.

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

Support group for sheep.

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

"She wishes to range free!"

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

"They’re real."

Why would birdie need newspaper?

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

Pull the udder one

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

You must un-learn bowel control!

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

The worm that churned!

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

Farmer Christmas.

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

World of Cow.

"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

'I see Farmer Grayson is off to dust the crops again!'