Raised Bed Enthusiast Mugs

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

"It says it can be assembled by a 5 year old child - pop out and find me one..."

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

Murphy's Bed meets Murphy's Law.

'We'll take it!'

"They're exactly the same, except in Hell you have to put on your own duvet cover."

'Oh, no! The monster under my bed is my brother!'

Monster fixing boy's car bed.

Self-Assembly Bookcase

Man tries to build a traditional Indian Guru bed using flatpack furniture.

'Since we got this round bed, I've been waking up dizzy every morning!'

I'm not just jumping on the bed. I'm perfecting bedspring-cusion calasthentics!

"Normally I wouldn't take any notice of all these ads on how to improve my performance in the bedroom..."

"The Firminator. One inch of foam over cement blocks."

"This really is a high-rise. I've never seen the top of an airplane before."

Water bed.

Four beds labelled modern, abstract, surreal and cartoon

Kid in bed to mom: How come third graders don't get a personal day?

'Ah... you'll be wanting the King si...er...Queen size.'

"He's offered to show me the breast stroke - tonight in his water bed!"

"Why can't duvets be square?"

"Flip you for the top bunk."

'He's always wanted an adjustamatic.'

'We come in pieces.'

"Well you won't be nicking all the duvet tonight."

'This is great, we'll take it.'

"I sleep on my side, but I pass out on my stomach."

"I just don't feel right unless I get my normal eight hours of semiconscious drifting in and out of sleep."

'Can you believe it? They still haven't picked up the trash.'

"I'll take the bottom bunk."

"Jack sensed that Susan was planning to rearrange the furniture again."

Sharing the bed - or not.

A woman carries bedsheets.