Murphy Bed Enthusiast Mugs

Murphy's Bed meets Murphy's Law.

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

Cinzia Baffi's Time-And-Temp Chair

"This one seems perfect, but do you have it in red?"

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

'We'll take it!'

"They're exactly the same, except in Hell you have to put on your own duvet cover."

Monster fixing boy's car bed.

"Everything in your life has gone smoothly. That's a violation of Murphy's law."

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

"Sheets and pillowcases, Franz, we're selling sheets and pillowcases!. . ."

"Normally I wouldn't take any notice of all these ads on how to improve my performance in the bedroom..."

"The Firminator. One inch of foam over cement blocks."

'I've lost my job, my wife and kids, the house, what the hell else could possibly go wrong?!"

Four beds labelled modern, abstract, surreal and cartoon

The domino effect.

'I won't be coming to see you again. I've purchased a therapeutic mattress.'

"I guess you should have read the fine print on that tag before you ripped it off the mattress."

"Firm yet comfortable, with 420 individual spring posture coils to enhance support. Perfect for hiding under."

'Mine!'

Kid in bed to mom: How come third graders don't get a personal day?

The Princess and the Pea

"Uh, sir...madam...the sign just meant for customers to sit or lay on the mattress to see how comfortable...oh my!"

"I drink to forget."

"Why can't duvets be square?"

"And see how my assistant Mr Wilkins demonstrates the bounciness of the ZF-150 Divan."

Exam Period

"I sleep on my side, but I pass out on my stomach."

Memory-Loss Foam.

'He's always wanted an adjustamatic.'

"Well you won't be nicking all the duvet tonight."

"You are getting sleepy, very sleepy ... "