Murphy Bed Enthusiast Mugs

Murphy's Bed meets Murphy's Law.

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

What are we doing today? Installing raised beds. Then we'll plant them for a couple who want organic vegetables. Brilliant, Dad. Tree's Tree Nursery. You take the hard work out of gardening. Right. And give it to me! Right again!

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

Cinzia Baffi's Time-And-Temp Chair

"This one seems perfect, but do you have it in red?"

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

'We'll take it!'

"They're exactly the same, except in Hell you have to put on your own duvet cover."

Monster fixing boy's car bed.

"Everything in your life has gone smoothly. That's a violation of Murphy's law."

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

"Normally I wouldn't take any notice of all these ads on how to improve my performance in the bedroom..."

"Sheets and pillowcases, Franz, we're selling sheets and pillowcases!. . ."

"The Firminator. One inch of foam over cement blocks."

The domino effect.

'I've lost my job, my wife and kids, the house, what the hell else could possibly go wrong?!"

'I won't be coming to see you again. I've purchased a therapeutic mattress.'

"Firm yet comfortable, with 420 individual spring posture coils to enhance support. Perfect for hiding under."

"I guess you should have read the fine print on that tag before you ripped it off the mattress."

Four beds labelled modern, abstract, surreal and cartoon

'Mine!'

Kid in bed to mom: How come third graders don't get a personal day?

"Why can't duvets be square?"

The Princess and the Pea

"Uh, sir...madam...the sign just meant for customers to sit or lay on the mattress to see how comfortable...oh my!"

"I drink to forget."

"And see how my assistant Mr Wilkins demonstrates the bounciness of the ZF-150 Divan."

Exam Period

'Soldier, we don't discuss Murphy's Law and the War on Terror in the same breath around here!'

Memory-Loss Foam.

"Well you won't be nicking all the duvet tonight."

"You are getting sleepy, very sleepy ... "

"And you're sure an adjustable bed will help with the sharp pains in my back?"

"I sleep on my side, but I pass out on my stomach."