Rainy Day Strategists Pillows

'Storm'

'Yes,dear-it's safe to leave the washing on the line and slip out to the shops before the nasty rain comes.'

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

Frog in the puddles.

Man watering his plants in the rain.

Protest

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

I hate monday mornings.

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'What does coincide mean?' 'It's what you do when it starts to rain.'

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

"It looks brighter over there!"

"C'mon. Get out there and go tinkle already."

"May I welcome you all to our morale boosting office outing!"

"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."

Weather channel.

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

'I'll take ten, please.'

Sleepwalking to work.

'Dad. I have a stow-a-way to report!'

"Get a move on Hardwicke, we need it for the 6 o'clock news!"

The King In The Rain.

"What does that cloud look like to you?"

'How many 'fun filled days' did you say you'd booked for us on this holiday?'

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

'What the hell is that guy's problem?'

'Ten percent chance of rain sounded pretty good!'

Dog with an umbrella on a harness.

"High Pressure Area"

Doing Something About the Weather

Cross Umbrella

'The best thing about the future is that it only comes one day at a time.'

'Removal sounds politically incorrect.'

'It rained all week and they had to stay inside at recess and draw.'