Rainy Day Planner Prints

'Are those physical or metaphorical thunderclouds moving in.'

10 percent chance of rain.

The Price of Umbrellas

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

Weather forecaster disapointed with the report

'Oh hey Dan, remember how I said we were gonna go camping this week? Well then it started to rain, and I noticed your empty garage here, so...'

'We only have a five minute window, everything has to be time to the last second.'

'You set up your pool in the kitchen? . . . How are you going to empty it?!'

'Hold on, it's raining: If we ask to go outside now, we won't be allowed back in...'

"In England, saving for a rainy day and saving for a holiday is usually the same thing."

'Damn! I was saving that for a rainy day!'

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Two kids watch a duck swim past their window in the rain

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

I hate monday mornings.

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

'You deserve some unabashed fun once in a while.'

Listening to Coldplay.

How Optimism Works

Dog wiping windscreen with tail

'When I'm a CEO on Wall Street this will make a wonderful anecdote.'

Boy carrying Samuel Richardson's 'Clarissa' for his mistress

A rainbow umbrella

Neil Young

Sleepwalking to work.

Drought's Over

Watering can helmet.

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

"If they give you any trouble, find a good babysitter and go out for the evening."

"He's fine, Ma'm."

Angel in heaven walking a dog that is peeing off of a cloud

Ark under giant brolly.

'Okay, so we had a rainy spring. If we can't make these grapes into wine, maybe we can sell them as water balloons.'

Noah and the skunks...

Queuing for a Turner, Whistle, Monet exhibition in the rain - 'Atmospheric, isn't it?'