Raining On My Tech Parade Pillows

'I can't get the hang of this cloud computing...'

Giraffe Umbrella

Where Indian ink came from.

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

Man showing in the rain.

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

Big Data Tonight

Two kids watch a duck swim past their window in the rain

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

Raining

"Blood pressure 210/140. Heart rate 185. Steps taken 29. Sedentary 9.5 hours. Calories burned 19. You da man! Oh, and you're out of pork rinds." "Our classics TV marathon featuring 'Gunsmoke' will continue after..." "The unfitbit"

"You are still here."

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"The central digital platform is temporarily renamed Project Schrödinger’s Cat. Until it is accessed on the 24th February it both is and is not a working system."

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

Robot Robber

Lemonade fruit juice water stand and Umbrellas, sump, pumps, raincoats stand.

"What burns my bottom about www.dazoosucks.com is that we capitalized them."

'Storm'

"When they said I'd been replaced by A.I. I'd imagined something more SOPHISTICATED!"

Reading in the rain.

"Here's a blues number written about my inability to remember computer passwords."

This is a voice recognition service...we reserve the right to cut you off if you have an irritating nasal sort of voice.

Caveman to wheel inventor: 'Nice invention - how do you boot it up?'

Kangaroo golf-caddy.

'Stop! That's no way to get data into the cloud.'

Just north of the rainforest: the mostly-sunny-with-a-30%-chance-of-rainforest

"But you said that to make it start, I had to 'Boot it up'!"

Virtual Lap Dancing

Technophobes Illustrated Dictionary: Worm Virus - Something horny worms are at greater risk of contracting if they choose to solicit the company of worm-whores without protection.

'You would have thought that after millions of years of evolution, we'd have a drain-hole...'

"High Pressure Area"