Rain Defier T-Shirts

Fight for your summer.

Head over Hooves

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

A little something aside for a rainy day

Man showing in the rain.

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

The rain has been falling for so long the animals are pairing up and forming queues by the boat! It must be time for the Crick boat show...

Emergency exit into Space

"Well, guys... I guess we'll just have to ask Siri where we are." "No! Don't do that!" "Yeah! We know exactly what we're doing!" "Dude! Have you forgotten our credo?" "Society for the refusal to ask for directions."

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

'Ah! Snowdonia!'

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

'Eric! Look for his pressure point! He's got to have a pressure point somewhere!'

kid skateboards off airplane wingtip

Einstein's brother developed the theory of 'relativism'.

These upside-down tomato planters simplify everything. But, dad. Mother nature wants plants to grow upwards. Sez who?

'Now I don't know what it's like in New York, but this is Kansas city, and we follow the laws of physics out here.'

Jean, bring me everything we've got on gravity.

Doctors without borders, gravity, or air.

Weight Gain Denial

Used to it.

"That's many giant leaps for man."

"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."

Welcome to Scotland...

'Your tea is getting cold.'

"I'm afraid the umbrella constitutes an enclosed space and must be taken down."

Fun with Ned-Ball.

Trampoline Balance

Hill Walking Boots: 'I'll take them.'

"With rain in nearly every forecast, probably because of global warming, you know what's coming...so officially, we are now News & Sports at Six."

Leaky Weather Magazine.

Proposed Changes To The Laws Of Gravity