Railway Humor Enthusiasts Mugs

Start the morning with a joke on a mug designed for railway humor fans. Our train-themed mugs add a fun splash of humor to every coffee break, making mornings brighter and more amusing.

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'Of course you can't understand a word he says, he's the station tannoy announcer.'

'Of course you can't understand a word he says, he's the station tannoy announcer.' mockup

'Of course you can't understand a word he says, he's the station tannoy announcer.'

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"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us." mockup

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

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Sushi Train Spotters

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HS2 time bomb...

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'We don't keep cash on the premises.' mockup

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

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'You can see the excuses in the news now, it will be 'The wrong sort of rain'!'

'You can see the excuses in the news now, it will be 'The wrong sort of rain'!' mockup

'You can see the excuses in the news now, it will be 'The wrong sort of rain'!'

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"Politicians can't make the trains run on time but they never miss the gravy train."

"Politicians can't make the trains run on time but they never miss the gravy train." mockup

"Politicians can't make the trains run on time but they never miss the gravy train."

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'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle' mockup

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

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'I know it's harrowing and distressing, but please Mr. Benson, tell me again about your daily train journey to work.'

'I know it's harrowing and distressing, but please Mr. Benson, tell me again about your daily train journey to work.' mockup

'I know it's harrowing and distressing, but please Mr. Benson, tell me again about your daily train journey to work.'

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"I'm ringing you because there's nobody in the carriage to annoy..."

"I'm ringing you because there's nobody in the carriage to annoy..." mockup

"I'm ringing you because there's nobody in the carriage to annoy..."

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"That last applicant showed real promise. Did you notice the way he mumbled all through the interview?"

"That last applicant showed real promise. Did you notice the way he mumbled all through the interview?" mockup

"That last applicant showed real promise. Did you notice the way he mumbled all through the interview?"

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What Holds the Subway Together?

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'It will bring economic benefits to the North and Midlands.'

'It will bring economic benefits to the North and Midlands.' mockup

'It will bring economic benefits to the North and Midlands.'

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Pound sign on rail tracks.

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Hey, wow, Trevor's found a way to trainspot on the internet.

Hey, wow, Trevor's found a way to trainspot on the internet. mockup

Hey, wow, Trevor's found a way to trainspot on the internet.

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"I'd love to talk. I'm on a train!" mockup

"I'd love to talk. I'm on a train!"

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"We utterly condemn the striking railway workers for punishing the people of Great Britain. . . that's our job. . .!"

"We utterly condemn the striking railway workers for punishing the people of Great Britain. . . that's our job. . .!" mockup

"We utterly condemn the striking railway workers for punishing the people of Great Britain. . . that's our job. . .!"

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"There's a red light at the end of the tunnel."

"There's a red light at the end of the tunnel." mockup

"There's a red light at the end of the tunnel."

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Auditions: To Perform at Metro Stations Today.

Auditions: To Perform at Metro Stations Today. mockup

Auditions: To Perform at Metro Stations Today.

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"Someday this is gonna be a sick bike path."

"Someday this is gonna be a sick bike path." mockup

"Someday this is gonna be a sick bike path."

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'Let's build all possible variants and see which one turns out to be the cheapest to run!'

'Let's build all possible variants and see which one turns out to be the cheapest to run!' mockup

'Let's build all possible variants and see which one turns out to be the cheapest to run!'

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"It'll have to come down."

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'If we beat Napoleon, do you think when they invent passenger trains they will name a station after this lot?'

'If we beat Napoleon, do you think when they invent passenger trains they will name a station after this lot?' mockup

'If we beat Napoleon, do you think when they invent passenger trains they will name a station after this lot?'

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"Miss, I know two crustaceans. King's Crustacean and Charing Crustacean."

"Miss, I know two crustaceans. King's Crustacean and Charing Crustacean." mockup

"Miss, I know two crustaceans. King's Crustacean and Charing Crustacean."

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'Not only does he have a one-track mind...it's also narrow gauge.'

'Not only does he have a one-track mind...it's also narrow gauge.' mockup

'Not only does he have a one-track mind...it's also narrow gauge.'

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"Forget railway season tickets. Stick to day returns from now on."

"Forget railway season tickets. Stick to day returns from now on." mockup

"Forget railway season tickets. Stick to day returns from now on."

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'Intermodal' cargo train carrige hurtling through space

'Intermodal' cargo train carrige hurtling through space mockup

'Intermodal' cargo train carrige hurtling through space

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"I don't care if it's the Local or the Express. We're getting on board."

"I don't care if it's the Local or the Express. We're getting on board." mockup

"I don't care if it's the Local or the Express. We're getting on board."

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Fare Evader

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"I understand, Mr. Osborne, take HS2 off and replace with 'Oriental Express'."

"I understand, Mr. Osborne, take HS2 off and replace with 'Oriental Express'." mockup

"I understand, Mr. Osborne, take HS2 off and replace with 'Oriental Express'."

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'I'm a little surprised you got planning permission.'

'I'm a little surprised you got planning permission.' mockup

'I'm a little surprised you got planning permission.'

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'It's the acceptable face of the high-speed rail link.'

'It's the acceptable face of the high-speed rail link.' mockup

'It's the acceptable face of the high-speed rail link.'

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'The HS2 line is going to bring in a lot of work...'

'The HS2 line is going to bring in a lot of work...' mockup

'The HS2 line is going to bring in a lot of work...'

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'Hi I'm on the train...still'

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"Attention, please, Mr. Lyle Ferguson. As a result of equipment failure at the Cos Cob power station, your train will not be running at all tonight."

"Attention, please, Mr. Lyle Ferguson. As a result of equipment failure at the Cos Cob power station, your train will not be running at all tonight." mockup

"Attention, please, Mr. Lyle Ferguson. As a result of equipment failure at the Cos Cob power station, your train will not be running at all tonight."

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Railway Humor Enthusiasts Mugs Collection

Railway Humor Enthusiasts Pillows

Add some train-inspired humor to your decor with our railway-themed pillows. Cozy, funny, and uniquely charming for any locomotive enthusiast.

Railway Humor Enthusiasts Prints

Brighten up their space with amusing railway humor prints—ideal for train lovers who want to showcase their passion with a humorous twist.

Railway Humor Enthusiasts T-Shirts

Find hilarious and clever railway-themed t-shirts that bring train humor to life. Perfect for casual outings or relaxing at home in style.