Railway Collecting Pillows

'Mmm that's a bit different for 8:45.'

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"I shop, therefore I am."

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

"Why so grim, handsome?"

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

The birth of junk mail.

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

OMG UR HOT

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

'Do you come here often?'

'Hi, I'm looking for something small and portable!'

Utility Chic.

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

'Here's the junk mail.'

A day at the FULL CIRCLE RANCH

Music Freak.

"'You're the reason I crossed the road'? Really?! Is that your best pick-up line?"

The Music Lover.

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

'Oh it's fantastic. It's my thirty fourth favourite sub-genre of progressive rock.'

'Now can we start a family Nigel?'

'You had me at hell.'

Captain Pointy No.21 - Hate mail

'Did you just hear that? Scientist say we are now an endangered species and mating should be our top priority!'

'Built in obsolescence: Mini with a wind up gramophone.'

"Careful, kiddo. A lot a junk mail looks first class."

"We argue a lot about money--her library fines, my antique car collection..."