Railway Collecting Pillows

'Mmm that's a bit different for 8:45.'

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"I shop, therefore I am."

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

"Why so grim, handsome?"

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

Utility Chic.

'Do you come here often?'

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"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

'Hi, I'm looking for something small and portable!'

The birth of junk mail.

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

Robert Drake

Seinfeld: The Early Years.

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

A day at the FULL CIRCLE RANCH

'Here's the junk mail.'

"'You're the reason I crossed the road'? Really?! Is that your best pick-up line?"

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

The Music Lover.

Music Freak.

'Oh it's fantastic. It's my thirty fourth favourite sub-genre of progressive rock.'

'Now can we start a family Nigel?'

'Did you just hear that? Scientist say we are now an endangered species and mating should be our top priority!'

'Built in obsolescence: Mini with a wind up gramophone.'

"We argue a lot about money--her library fines, my antique car collection..."

'Hello, handsome - is that a Billy Cotton ringtone?'

'You had me at hell.'

"Careful, kiddo. A lot a junk mail looks first class."