Railway Adventures Prints

Two men arguing on a train journey

'We deeply regret to have to inform you that no train will be late today. You even have the chance to get a clean seat. Please accept our apologies. Thank you for your understanding.'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'Have you been waiting long?'

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

The next fast train has gone.

HS2

Sushi Train Spotters

Run from the hills!

An Appreciation

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

HS2 time bomb...

"Remember when they just used to write the train numbers down?"

'You can see the excuses in the news now, it will be 'The wrong sort of rain'!'

A train's dining car is a diner.

Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

'I know it's harrowing and distressing, but please Mr. Benson, tell me again about your daily train journey to work.'

"Please mind the gap between the train timetable and reality."

"I'm ringing you because there's nobody in the carriage to annoy..."

"Kevin's job as a train announcer seriously affected his love-life..."

'It will bring economic benefits to the North and Midlands.'

"Conjoined twins were born in a bed on a passenger train. They were separated at berth."

What Holds the Subway Together?

'Sorry, but I had trouble with train story-problems in math, when I was a kid too.'

Pound sign on rail tracks.

"There's a red light at the end of the tunnel."

"Ok, get the 09:30 to Manchester... change for the 11:25 to Preston.. then catch the 12:15..."

"Someday this is gonna be a sick bike path."

"We utterly condemn the striking railway workers for punishing the people of Great Britain. . . that's our job. . .!"

The light rail system is reaching the downtown business core too quickly!

Trainspotting.