Railroader Mugs

"No, this is first class."

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

A trevor of trainspotters

'Have you been waiting long?'

The next fast train has gone.

Run from the hills!

"They call me the king of railroad salvage - 'they' being my wife, actually."

HS2 time bomb...

Coupler Counselling

"Please mind the gap between the train timetable and reality."

'Sorry, but I had trouble with train story-problems in math, when I was a kid too.'

The light rail system is reaching the downtown business core too quickly!

'When I started this journey I was a curate.'

"Hi! It's me...I've gone off the rails"

"Where did this thing come from? It's a major trip hazard if you ask me!"

"Let me go, honey. That eight-o'clock commuter express out of Yuma don't wait for no man."

Man standing at a railway station.

End Of The Line

Train Arrivals

"It's the wrong type of tracks on the snow."

Men at Work

The little infrastructure that couldn't

Men resting.

'You knew what I was when you married me.'

'That's what I call riding the barrel!'

'The Railway Juggernaut of 1845'

"Beige Marks and Spencer anorak, elasticated cuffs, fully enclosable hood...I don't believe I've got that one"

'I understand you're looking for engineers.'

"Working from home was a great idea in theory, but it probably wasn't a great idea to let the drivers do it!"

Trainspotter spotting: 'Gosh! A type 406 with original thermos.'

'It's the acceptable face of the high-speed rail link.'

"Don't you love that new handcar smell?"

Clowns carry out railway line maintenance.

"I don't know if you're aware of this, but we don't need GPS."