Railroad History Buff Pillows

"Mum, I think we pushed Fred too far this time."

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

Replacement Bus Spotters.

Latest Railway Marvel.

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

Ever Given

HS2

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

"We've been working all the live-long fiscal year to get these numbers up, but I'm afraid some of us are working just to pass the time away."

L.A. Transfer

'You can see the excuses in the news now, it will be 'The wrong sort of rain'!'

"Remember when they just used to write the train numbers down?"

"Politicians can't make the trains run on time but they never miss the gravy train."

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

The Train to Nowhere

A train's dining car is a diner.

HS2 time bomb...

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

'I know it's harrowing and distressing, but please Mr. Benson, tell me again about your daily train journey to work.'

'it's a special for nostalgia buffs.'

"Conjoined twins were born in a bed on a passenger train. They were separated at berth."

What Holds the Subway Together?

Railway 'King' George Hudson

"I'm ringing you because there's nobody in the carriage to annoy..."

'It will bring economic benefits to the North and Midlands.'

Pound sign on rail tracks.

"There's a red light at the end of the tunnel."

Trainspotting.

"Someday this is gonna be a sick bike path."

The light rail system is reaching the downtown business core too quickly!

"We utterly condemn the striking railway workers for punishing the people of Great Britain. . . that's our job. . .!"

"I'd love to talk. I'm on a train!"

'Let's build all possible variants and see which one turns out to be the cheapest to run!'