Railfan Mugs

Trainspotter spotting: 'Gosh! A type 406 with original thermos.'

"First Class?" - "No....Staff."

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

"I just never 'think I can' anymore."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

'Anorak anoraks'.

Replacement Bus Spotters.

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

A trevor of trainspotters

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

'This Mouse is going to be huge!'

'He's been back packing around India and doesn't he want everyone to know it.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - 'Tickets Please!'

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

"XIVth Street"

The next fast train has gone.

Sushi Train Spotters

"The cost of HS2 was 115 billion, but that was when we started the interview. It's 130 now!"

HS2

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

"Politicians can't make the trains run on time but they never miss the gravy train."

Switchback Playground.

HS2 time bomb...

Ticket machine costing an arm and a leg.

A train's dining car is a diner.

'You can see the excuses in the news now, it will be 'The wrong sort of rain'!'

L.A. Transfer

The Train to Nowhere

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

'At least someone can afford to travel by train.'