Rail Company Owner Prints

'Upward mobility: "Hi - I own the train".'

'The good news is I had a very good year.'

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

'Gerald, it's so nice to see you finally getting closer to your employees.'

The Cat's Alarm Clock

'Behind every great business deal is a company lawyer advising against it.'

Green Energy used to power polluting industries

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

'Someday son, all this will be yours to argue with the Environmental Protection Agency over.'

"Politicians can't make the trains run on time but they never miss the gravy train."

'How often does the boss visit the plant?'

Business revolution begins.

'Some men are born great, some achieve greatness, and some are allowed to work for great men like me.'

"The worst thing about selling 51 percent of my company is that I can't walk around like I own the place."

"Please mind the gap between the train timetable and reality."

"Kevin's job as a train announcer seriously affected his love-life..."

"Conjoined twins were born in a bed on a passenger train. They were separated at berth."

'You can't charm me out of this chair.'

"It's the stock brokerage company again. Some of their investment picks have gone through the roof again."

Executive Lifestyle

My Holdings So Far

'I don't mind playing dead...but what I'd really like to do is direct.'

The Big Cheese

'Someday all this will be yours.'

Man wearing a 'Manufacturing' float ring hesitates beside empty 'Qualified Labor pool'

"£38,000 in consultancy fees and 'sell more stuff' is the best you can manage."

"I understand, Mr. Osborne, take HS2 off and replace with 'Oriental Express'."

"Where do you see yourself in five years time?"

The subway-delay prophet of doom

Train Arrivals

Trainspotters.

Accident

'All our effluent is green. Shouldn't that win us points with environmentalists?'

"It's the new management structure, the worker's the one at the bottom."