Rags To Riches Fan Mugs

Jake went for broke and made it big.

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

TV jester.

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

'The King of what?'

'Look, Carl, the glory days are over. You might want to slip into something a little more comfortable.'

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

King and Jester

Loopholes

'Yes, he definitely wants something. . . maybe his crown and scepter.'

"The Duke and Duchess of A.T. & T., the Count and Countess of Citicorp, the Earl of Exxon, and the Marchioness of Avco. The Duke of Warnaco..."

"You're unlikely to find anyplace on the market that is truly impregnable."

"I've found that when money starts talking, you can't shut 'er up!"

"One blackbird pizza?"

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

'I know it seems like a war, but it's actually an all-out struggle for peace!'

"And to think he started in accounting."

' Of course I didn't just marry you for your money dear.There was also your house in France,the Rolls Royce,your mother's diamonds...'

"...and if any of you are opposed to my being king of the snake pit, raise your hands now!"

'You're going to make the railroads run on time? -- Since when do we have railroads?'

'I wish you wouldn't bring work home with you!'

Fishing Contest

'And there he was shouting: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse!'... I thought to myself: Why not...'

'Anne Boleyn now regrets avoiding that Prenup Chit Chat with King Henry.'

'It's tax avoidance crackdown avoidance.'

''Proclaim freedom throughout the land'? -You're kidding, right?'

Cleopatra

'I don't know. Neo-monarchism sounds good...'

"Personally I enjoyed your biting satire!"