Rags To Riches Fan Mugs

Jake went for broke and made it big.

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

TV jester.

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

'The King of what?'

Oh, wait - Their king posted a declaration of war on your Facebook wall this morning.

'Look, Carl, the glory days are over. You might want to slip into something a little more comfortable.'

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

King and Jester

'Yes, he definitely wants something. . . maybe his crown and scepter.'

Loopholes

"The Duke and Duchess of A.T. & T., the Count and Countess of Citicorp, the Earl of Exxon, and the Marchioness of Avco. The Duke of Warnaco..."

"I've found that when money starts talking, you can't shut 'er up!"

"You're unlikely to find anyplace on the market that is truly impregnable."

"One blackbird pizza?"

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

"...and if any of you are opposed to my being king of the snake pit, raise your hands now!"

'I know it seems like a war, but it's actually an all-out struggle for peace!'

"And to think he started in accounting."

' Of course I didn't just marry you for your money dear.There was also your house in France,the Rolls Royce,your mother's diamonds...'

'And there he was shouting: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse!'... I thought to myself: Why not...'

Fishing Contest

'I wish you wouldn't bring work home with you!'

Mark Zuckerberg

Books*. *Batteries not included.

'You're going to make the railroads run on time? -- Since when do we have railroads?'

'It's tax avoidance crackdown avoidance.'

'Anne Boleyn now regrets avoiding that Prenup Chit Chat with King Henry.'

''Proclaim freedom throughout the land'? -You're kidding, right?'

Cleopatra

"Personally I enjoyed your biting satire!"