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'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

Queen of Upcycling!

"Ten Dollars?! I can't eat that." Bob was on a strict low-cost diet.

'We are entering an era of thrift, so in place of champagne and canapes, there will be a jumble sale.'

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

Scarf puts hat back on.

"I'm on a tight budget. Make it look like I cut at myself."

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

'It makes conferences so much cheaper, no travel costs and we only need to buy our own drinks!'

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

'What can you get with a quarter?'

'I received your list of the type of company car you'd like to receive. The Maserati, Ferrari, Porche and Viper isn't possible, but there is a 1978 Pinto with your name written all over it.'

Woman and a Mexican hat.

'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!'

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

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The Bargain Brand

"You might say I'm middle-of-the-road. I'd buy a fur coat but I wouldn't buy a Japanese fur coat."

"For Pete's sake, Helen, will you break down and buy a hair dryer!"

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

How much would you take off for cash?

Easter Bonnet

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

Electricity Bills

Hired Morning Suit