Rage Against The Machine Pillows

Woman tears down a motivational poster.

Claus 2.0

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Save Our Universe

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

Car wash / Mouth wash

"Leave it to humans - making robotics do the striking."

The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.'

"Well, team, we've been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler."

"What next?" "Don't tell me."

"First break since 1996!"

CREEPY AF AI

A man looks out a newly made window, while a smashed TV lies on the ground

"The 3D printers are reproducing!"

'Now do you believe me about every other driver on the road.'

"Sit in the car. The doctor will be with you shortly to treat your road rage."

The Ungooglable Man

"I married him for his intelligence, turns out that was artificial as well!"

'Accelerate! Coffin Dodgers Crossing.'

Robot Bores

Robot Truck.

Capitalism is a Form of Totalitarianism

"I know there's nothing wrong with the carburetor. I'm just interested in the stories it has to tell."

Beagle II not responding.

"Why would I upload my files to a computer?"

"I want out!"

Anti-Litter Machine

"The smart car's gone without me!"

"I can't believe how deep the potholes are this spring!!"

'Hold on, I have to throw a little road rage at this guy beside me.'

"Stop the commercialisation of football!!!"